condom

sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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bitcoyn
  • girl: come over
  • me: okay
  • me: do you want me to bring snacks
  • me: i also have the back to the future trilogy on dvd
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • me: that is a real shame i was hoping to talk to them
  • me: but that's fine i still enjoy your company regardless
  • me: seriously i can put the back to the future boxset in my bag right now if you want it
  • girl: im implying we should have sex
  • me: oh
  • me: OH
  • me: uh
  • me: okay but can we watch back to the future first
  • girl:
  • me: you also didnt answer my question about the snacks
baracknobama

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

cramp

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.